11. Their Christmas commercials. HIL-AR-IOUS.
9. Cartwheel. Digital coupons just for Target? Well, you better believe I have that app on my phone!
8. Coupons. They take every single coupon I have. I stack coupons and they take them all. They take my coupons, my cartwheel app coupons and 5% off. And sometimes the discounts are on top of a current sale. Excuse me while I go have a panic attack from the savings....
7. Simply Balanced. Target's very own brand of organic food that cost less and taste better than it's more expensive competitors. THANK YOU.
6. They have an escalator just for your CART.
5. Target for Baby. If you're a parent, you get this one. Target brand diapers that are affordable and durable. They even hold up during the night! My entire baby registry was with Target and that was one of the best decisions of my LIFE. They even gave me an extra 10% off coupon code to use for the remainder of my baby registry. Stop it Target, you outdo yourself with everything!
4. SNL's "Target Lady" with Kristin Wiig.
3. I went in to get shampoo, milk and cat food. Other items "magically" appeared in my cart and next thing you know I'm spending $100.
2. When I'm feeling fancy, I'm not headed out to Target. I'm headed to Targeé.
1. Starbucks. If you're among the incredibly lucky, you have a Targeé that has a STARBUCKS in it. Is there anything more incredible than this? I think not. I'll take a Java Chip Frappucino as I browse or maybe an Iced Hazelnut Macchiato. I like to do my shopping as caffeinated as possible.
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